DatAsymptote, founder of this Wikia, literal embodiment of a typical tragicomedy.
Hi! I'm Zena, some people call me Kiwi or Fairy.
I like asymptotes, the endosymbiotic theory and the Latin language. That's all you need to know, really. I'm an aspiring molecular biologist and I suck at physics. Hella.
My greatest inspirations include Nikola Tesla, Gaius Valerius Catullus and presidential candidate "Deez Nuts". I frequently spend my time questioning my purpose and being really awkward at parties. Once I read an Albert Camus quote and it made me want to confide myself to the realms of Tartarus.
Things I should probably mention: I'm 19, college freshman, bisexual (& sapphic) and a chinese-new zealander (ethnicity: chinese, nationality: kiwi).
OTP(D)appling (Darling Charming/Apple White): canon sapphic princesses rule my life
Darabella (Daring Charming/Rosabella Beauty): they kissed and it was beautiful
Rapple (Raven Queen/Apple White): ORIGINAL SAPPHIC PRINCESSES
Hopper Croakington/Ginger Breadhouse: ahaha cute
Holling (Holly O'Hair/Darling Charming): au where darling charming gets all the cute girls,,, wait that's canon
I have a lot of OC ships that I like, and I feel like it would be favouritism to list my fave ships of other people. So, in this section, I'll list my own (official - as sometimes I will jokingly/playfully ship things with no intention of making it canon) OC ships.
What do you mean I can't do this thing? Are you challenging me? I'm doing the thing! No, it's not a bad idea.
— me all the time
I did the thing. Why didn't you guys tell me not to do the thing
— me immediately after
My favourite ice-cream is neopolitician. It's like neopolitan ice-cream, but full of lies, deceit and exploitation of the working classes.
— Zena, when asked about their favourite icecream
You get a fairytale parent, throw together some ideas, put some yeast into the mixture, and carry out a fermentation process in anaerobic conditions.
— When asked about how to make an EAH OC
— Something people frequently say to me
Hi, I'm Zena and I ruined Sam's life with Holling.
— Sam's impression of me, apparently
Welcome to the Pundom Wikia. If your lack of social life doesn't kill you, our jokes will.
My love for you is like pi – irrational and infinite.
— And they say romance is dead.
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts—for support rather than illumination.
— my favourite Andrew Lang quote
Be glad that you're alive. Be furious that you're going to die
— Catch-22, Joseph Heller, aka the book that will stay with me forever.
What the Puck did you just fucking say about me, you little witch? I’ll have you know I graduated dux of my class in Ever After High, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Carabosse, and I have over 300 confirmed fruit poisonings. I am trained in significant-other-kidnapping and I’m the top archer in the entire Nottingham Forest. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this dimension, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that horsecrap to my liege, my feudal lord, over the MirrotNet? Think again, fairyfucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of All the King's Horses and Men and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the tempest, witch. The tempest that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over three hundred ways, and that’s just with my Bearskin. Not only am I extensively trained in birdspeak, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Knights of the Round Table and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face off Ever After, you shitty orc. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” vagueblog comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held the useless piece of meat called your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will dig rabbitholes for you and you will fall down them. You're dishonoured, you estranged savage.
— Ever After High's Navy Seals meme that I tried to make.
Aries, born on April 4th.
I used to be really into robotics all throughout highschool, but I gave that up in college.
If you guys need any help on the Wikia, with life in general, please don't hesitate to contact me.